{"id":2851,"date":"2009-03-05T20:44:40","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T19:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vorstellungsrepraesentanzen.blogsport.de\/2009\/03\/05\/mobilmachung-bei-burgerking\/"},"modified":"2009-03-10T02:32:11","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T01:32:11","slug":"mobilmachung-bei-burgerking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/meta.copyriot.com\/2009\/03\/mobilmachung-bei-burgerking\/","title":{"rendered":"Mobilmachung bei Burgerking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>W\u00e4hrend die Aufkl\u00e4rung behind enemy lines l\u00e4ngst nurmehr den Survivalexperten der ber\u00fcchtigten Division Grillwalker zugemutet wird, <a href=\"http:\/\/lea.blogsport.de\/2009\/02\/14\/producing-masculinity\/\">sieht sich der Generalstab offenbar zunehmend zur Einberufung von Zivilisten gen\u00f6tigt.<\/a> Der Grund f\u00fcr die herben Verluste an f\u00e4higen M\u00e4nnern im Geschlechterkrieg, d\u00fcrfte neben den seit Jahrzehnten stattfindenden R\u00fcckzugsgefechten auch in den aktuell sich h\u00e4ufenden Desertierungen in die Emoszene zu suchen sein.<\/p>\n<p>Die aus eben dieser Not bereits 1980 ins Leben gerufene, und aus Imagegr\u00fcnden vor zehn Jahren gescheiterte Offiziersschule <a href=\"http:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Camel_Trophy\">Camel Trophy<\/a> jedenfalls weist das Ansinnen Burgerkings, die Verluste der Mobilen Infantry durch Zivilisten aufzustocken, bereits im Vorfeld als zum Scheitern verurteilt aus. So wie die Camel Trophy besonders in ihrer Endphase aufgrund sinkenden Anspruchs des Drill-parcours nurmehr bestenfalls man\u00f6vertaugliche Unterleutnants hervorbrachte, werden auch die neuen Rekruten f\u00fcr die Burgerfront dem <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jGNn9-9hCJ4\">fordistisch gest\u00e4hlten Berufssoldaten<\/a> mehr Klotz am Bein sein, denn ein respektabler Kamerad. Denn wer bei bestem Grillwetter bereits den Grabenkoller bekommt, sobald jemand die Cholesterinkeule nicht in Form eines Burgers sondern als Totschlagargument auspackt, den kann auch der h\u00e4rteste Schleifer nicht \u00fcber den Berg der Verweichlichung bringen.<\/p>\n<p>Auch wenn Atkins Armee eher mit wehenden Fahnen und einer Politik der verbrannten Gem\u00fcsebeete untergehen wird als sich auf entehrende Kapitulationsverhandlungen einzulassen bleibt somit zu hoffen, dass dieses Nachschubproblem zumindest eine auf unbestimmte Zeit befristete Pause des kulturindustriellen Bratwurstimperialismus nach sich ziehen wird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\tW\u00e4hrend die Aufkl\u00e4rung behind enemy lines l\u00e4ngst nurmehr den Survivalexperten der ber\u00fcchtigten Division Grillwalker zugemutet wird, sieht sich der Generalstab offenbar zunehmend zur Einberufung von Zivilisten gen\u00f6tigt. Der Grund f\u00fcr die herben Verluste an f\u00e4higen M\u00e4nnern im Geschlechterkrieg, d\u00fcrfte neben den seit Jahrzehnten stattfindenden R\u00fcckzugsgefechten auch in den aktuell sich h\u00e4ufenden Desertierungen in die Emoszene [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spectacle","category-syndicated"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/meta.copyriot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/meta.copyriot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/meta.copyriot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meta.copyriot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/61"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meta.copyriot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/meta.copyriot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/meta.copyriot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meta.copyriot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meta.copyriot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}